No fucking shit,

On my way to Sturgis I allready see a lot of motor cyclists, mainly on Harleys. Everybody drives without a helmet because in many states a helmet is not obligatory yet. I don't understand that because on the highway you get stone-deaf and terribly burned. Also, for the rest of the day you eat flies, butterflies and grasshoppers that cross the road here in large numbers. Maybe that is why much bikers are of such great size. But on the secondary roads and in the city it is pleasant to drive without a helmet and it should be everybody's own choice. After all, it is your own head you hurt when you fall ! But well, our government is very interfering and we Duchtman follow tractable. In the afternoon I drive in to a camping place when somebody calls:

''Hee you skinny bastard, what are you doing on that Japanese piece of shit ???" "Do you want a beer?"

4 Harley riders, covered with tatoes and all far heavier than 100 kilo's snigger sheepish and I say to the fattest:

"Listen Fats Domino, you got a Harley ai. You think y got something unique between your legs. Well, I see half a million of these rabbit sheds here !!! I bet you on your bare butt that I am the only Dutchie on a Yamaha XTZ 660 in this configuration in the whole fucking United States !!!"

"No fucking shit".... and he puts an ice cold Budweiser in my hands....